A lot of our Readers have asked me what ‘DEBKA’ in DEBKAfile Means?
It’s a dance, if performed after eating pinto beans, it
creates Quakes
If enough beans are eaten, it can produce a 4 on the Richter Scale
It’s Not a WMD But the Gases From It Have Caused Evacuations!
I’m also including another ultimate weapon from February 2004!
I Am also hoping You have a sense of Lebanese Satire Humor!
December 11, 2010
http://www.tribulationperiod.com/
Begin Excerpt of MEMRI VIDEO of Lebanese Satire
Lebanese Political Satire Ridicules Hizbullah Ally Wiam Wahhab
Following are excerpts from a Lebanese political satire, which aired on LBC TV on November 17, 2010:
Puppet interviewer: Thank you, Minister Ziad Baroud, and now we welcome MP Muhammad Ra’ad. Welcome.
Puppet of Muhammad Ra’ad: Hello.
Puppet interviewer: Two days ago, an earthquake measuring 4 on the Richter scale hit Bint Jbeil.
Puppet of Muhammad Ra’ad: This is a blatant violation of Resolution 1701 by the Zionist enemy.
Puppet interviewer: Can Israel possibly cause earthquakes?!
Puppet of Muhammad Ra’ad: You bet it can, and we will retaliate with the same weapon.
Puppet interviewer: Will you strike Israel with an earthquake measuring 4 on the Richter scale?
Puppet of Muhammad Ra’ad: Yes.
Puppet interviewer: How?
Puppet of Muhammad Ra’ad: We will invite our friend and ally Wiam Wahhab to a banquet of stuffed vegetables and entrails near the Fatima Gate. As soon as our friend Wahhab finishes eating, we will play the song “Be built, oh country, your bastions protect you,” and we will invite him to dance the debka.
Puppet interviewer: I get it. If he dances the debka at the Fatima Gate, he is bound to cause an earthquake measuring 4 on the Richter scale in Israel.
Puppet of Muhammad Ra’ad: 4.3 on the Richter scale, to be precise.
Puppet interviewer: Why complicate matters? Why do you need Wiam Wahhab? Why can’t you eat and dance the debka yourself?
Puppet of Muhammad Ra’ad: Me? No! We will not respond with a mega-earthquake now. The day for that will come.
Puppet interviewer: OK. Today, the Israeli govern ment
decided to withdraw from the northern part of Ghajar Village, but the local people protested against this.
How do you explain this?
Puppet of Muhammad Ra’ad: People want electricity and water, even if it comes from the Angel of death. They are afraid to end up like our people in Beirut.
[…]
Issued in Response to E-Mail DEBKA Earthquake-Gas Bomb
Six years ago we warned many of another Ultimate Weapon
Described in our Special Prophecy Update Number 159A
And our eventual Supplement that followed the Report
I certainly hope that the reader has a sense of Humor
BEGIN ARCHIVE SPECIAL PROPHECY UPDATE NUMBER 159A
February 11, 2004
At Last – The Ultimate Religious Weapon Is Discovered!
No, it is not the security fence, that’s old hat. Why? Because anybody is capable of building one of those! Why, both India and Saudi Arabia are planning one of those common, ordinary, everyday things, even though they both voted to put Israel on trial by the International Court of Justice for building one to keep out terrorists.
India has apparently decided to build a fence along its border with Kashmir to stop terrorist penetrations into its population, and Saudi Arabia has infuriated Yemen by planning to build a fence between them to stop terrorists from entering to affect their population. Could the ultimate weapon be the nuclear bomb Iran is frantically trying to produce in the process of swearing it has no such intention? You know, the bomb it swore it did not have the ability to develop because of its inability to develop enriched uranium, which we have now discovered to be a lie, since receiving the Pakistan confession that it sold Iran plans for an advanced stage two uranium processor, the maker of highly enriched uranium. But the mother of all weapons does not consist of wire, or of a nuclear bomb. It has been walking on four divided hoofs for a very long time.
It has finally come on the scene, the religious weapon of weapons, and should be heralded as the Day of the Pig in religions circles.
It has been reported in Israelinsider, Israel’s daily magazine, that Israeli police are considering using pig lard in buses and other places to deter the Muslim suicide bombers that have taken so many lives on Israeli buses. This was according to a report by Maariv on February 12, 2004. According to the report, the proposal received the Jerusalem rabbinate’s approval.
The suggestion by the police is based on the position of strict Muslim traditional teaching, which holds that any Muslim who comes in contact with a pig before dying will be denied access to heaven. As for the rest of us, who are not Muslim or Jewis
h, it doesn’t matter one way or the other, because Islam believes we are all hell bound anyway, so we might as well enjoy our bacon, catfish, and ham on the way down.
According to the report, Minister Gideon Ezra had previously suggested burying the corpses of suicide bombers wrapped in pigskin to deter the attacks. The proposal never got serious consideration in Israel, because its opponents suggested it would only serve to encourage all the suicide bombers, egged on by clerics stating that Jews were defiling the burial rites of Islam. Russian security forces reportedly buried some Chechen terrorists in pigskins last year in an attempt to end their suicide bombing attacks.
But we Gentiles know that pigskins, properly prepared, are a best seller at super markets and service stations,
and burying them is a waste of a great taste.
Rabbi Eliezer Moshe Fisher, at the Jerusalem Rabbinical Court, ruled in early February that “there is no Halachic ban on using bags of (pig) lard in buses and other places” when saving lives is concerned. The Halachic permit says bags of (pig) lard may be used in any place that might be a target for suicide bombings, such as schools, shopping malls, and railway stations. The Halachic permit was necessary because Jews also consider the pig to be an unclean animal, as are catfish
because they do not possess scales.
Deuteronomy 14:8,9 – And the swine, because it divideth the hoof, yet cheweth not the cud, it is unclean unto you: ye shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcase. [9] These ye shall eat of all that are in the waters: all that have fins and scales shall ye eat:
For those of you who have skinned catfish, you are well aware of how bad you smell after completing the process. So if they were to use bags of the perfume of catfish aroma on the buses, it would absolutely stop all suicide bombings on buses, because no one would ride the buses.
The Rabbi also went on to say that if police do not use pig fat in buses, tens of thousands of ultra-orthodox Jews will arm themselves with toy water pistols filled with liquid
pig lard to be used against terrorists. So, from now on, I plan to carry small packets of pig lard with me on all my flights. I am hopeful they will arm all the Air Marshals with pig-greased bullets, and the pilots with toy pig lard pistols. Maybe we could put a pig on every flight. And, just in case there might be vampires or werewolves sneak on board, we could carry a few wooden stakes and silver bullets. In all honestly, please forgive me my levity, this is a very serious matter, and if pig lard works for the Jews, have at it, for I have been pro-Israel from my youth.
In October, former Chief Rabbi Mordehai Eliyahu and Kiryat Arba’s Chief Rabbi Dor Lior gave their endorsement to a proposal to test the use of wild pigs in detecting terrorist infiltrators and explosives in West Bank communities. A former trainer of sniffer dogs said, “Boars could also be better than dogs in finding mines and explosives.”
Rabbi Daniel Shilo of Kedumim, who is the chairman of the rabbinical committee of the Yesha Council of Jewish Communities in Judea, Gaza, and Samaria, said, “The prohibition of raising the pig is known, but because we are dealing with pikuach nefesh, the saving of lives, it is made permissible to have the animal.”
I have always wondered why, on the eastern shores of the Sea of Galilee, there was a herd of swine being raised in Christ’s day. Were the ones in charge of the swine Jewish
? Who knows, the Scripture merely indicates they were inhabitants of Gadara, in the country of the Gadarenes. But the descendants of the Jewish tribe of Dan were called Gadites.
Luke 8:26-33 – And they arrived at the country of the Gadarenes, which is over against Galilee. [27] And when he went forth to land, there met him out of the city a certain man, which had devils long time, and ware no clothes, neither abode in any house, but in the tombs. [28] When he saw Jesus, he cried out, and fell down before him, and with a loud voice said, What have I to do with thee, Jesus, thou Son of God most high? I beseech thee, torment me not. [29] (For he had commanded the unclean spirit to come out of the man. For oftentimes it had caught him: and he was kept bound with chains and in fetters; and he brake the bands, and was driven of the devil into the wilderness.) [30] And Jesus asked him, saying, What is thy name? And he said, Legion: because many devils were entered into him.
[31] And they besought him that he would not command them to go out into the deep. [32] And there was there an herd of many swine feeding on the mountain: and they besought him that he would suffer them to enter into them. And he suffered them. [33] Then went the devils out of the man, and entered into the swine: and the herd ran violently down a steep place into the lake, and were choked.
But even if those tending the pig herd were not Jewish, I have wondered, from time to time, if some of that bacon and ham did not end up for sale on the Israelite side of the border, even before Jesus appeared in Israel. The following Scripture was written more than 700 years before Jesus came to the country of the Gadarenes.
Isaiah 66:17 – They that sanctify themselves, and purify themselves in the gardens behind one tree in the midst, eating swine’s flesh, and the abomination, and the mouse, shall be consumed together, saith the Lord.
The two verses preceding this verse are a most apt description of a period of time referred to as the tribulation period that will come on this earth, especially in the rift valley of the Jordan River and the fault from Haifa southeast past Megiddo to the Jordan (See Update 158S).
Isaiah 66:15,16 – For, behold, the Lord will come with fire, and with his chariots like a whirlwind, to render his anger with fury, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
[16] For by fire and by his sword will the Lord plead with all flesh: and the slain of the Lord shall be many.
Revelation 19:16 – And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.
Revelation 19:21 – And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh.
UPDATE TO ARCHIVE PROPHECY UPDATE NUMBER 159A
ISRAEL ADDS A COMPANION WEAPON TO ITS LAST ULTIMATE WEAPON FOUND IN UPDATE NUMBER 159A!
http://www.tribulationperiod.com/
In Special Prophecy Update Number 159A we gave specific details on the new ultimate weapon invented by Israel in early 2004. If they will merge it with Israel’s latest addition to its impressive weaponry arsenal, there is no telling how much good it will do in stopping Palestinian riots and attacks.
Reuters News Service has reported that Israel has developed a pungent weapon for driving back Palestinian protesters – The Skunk Bomb. The bomb contains a synthetic version of skunk odor to deter predators.
The new device, which is not yet operational, releases a cloud so pungent that, according to initial tests, it permeates clothes for five years.
Palestinians said such a weapon could be very unpleasant for devout Muslims, since they cannot pray with clothes that smell, and would have to throw them away.
This new weapon certainly compliments the one located in our Prophecy Archives as Update 159A.
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