Those Mean-Hearted, Inhuman Israelites
Have Done it Again to Peace Loving Arabs!
Ultimate Weapon 2 ha s
just been Packaged
By those dastardly evil Sons of Trickster Jacob!
Now Islamic Terrorists Not Only Stand In Danger
Of being Squirted With Pig Fat from a Water Pistol,
They May be Sapped With Liquid from a Skunk Bomb!
Once again proving there is no ultimate weapon Found
Available in All Of Creation Except the Power of Our Lord!
August 12, 2008
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SPECIAL PROPHECY UPDATE NUMBER 159A
February 17, 2004
At Last – The Ultimate Religious Weapon Is Discovered!
No, it is not the security fence, that’s old hat. Why? Because anybody is capable of building one of those! Why, both India and Saudi Arabia are planning one of those common, ordinary, everyday things, even though they both voted to put Israel on trial by the International Court of Justice for building one to keep out terrorists.
India has apparently decided to build a fence along its border with Kashmir to stop terrorist penetrations into
its population, and Saudi Arabia has infuriated Yemen by planning to build a fence between them to stop terrorists from entering to affect their population. Could the ultimate weapon be the nuclear bomb Iran is frantically trying to produce in the process of swearing it has no such intention? You know, the bomb it swore
it did not have the ability to develop because of its inability to develop enriched uranium, which we
have now discovered to be a lie, since receiving the Pakistan confession that it sold Iran plans for an advanced stage two uranium processor, the maker of highly enriched uranium.
But the mother of all weapons does not consist of wire, or of a nuclear bomb. It has been walking on four divided hoofs for a very long time.
It has finally come on the scene, the religious weapon of weapons, and should be heralded as the Day of the Pig in religions circles. It has been reported in Israelinsider, Israel’s daily magazine, that Israeli police are considering using pig lard in buses and other places to deter the Muslim suicide bombers that have taken so many lives on Israeli buses. This was according to a report by Maariv on February 12, 2004. According to the report, the proposal received the Jerusalem rabbinate’s approval.
The suggestion by the police is based on the position of strict Muslim traditional teaching, which holds that any Muslim who comes in contact with a pig before dying will be denied access to heaven. As for the rest of us, who are not Muslim or Jewish, it doesn’t matter one way or the other, because Islam believes we are all hell bound anyway, so we might as well enjoy our bacon, catfish, and ham on the way down.
According to the report, Minister Gideon Ezra had previously suggested burying the corpses of suicide bombers wrapped in pigskin to deter the attacks. The proposal never got serious consideration in Israel, because its opponents suggested it would only serve to encourage all the suicide bombers, egged on by clerics stating that Jews were defiling the burial rites of Islam. Russian security forces reportedly buried some Chechen terrorists in pigskins last year in an attempt to end their suicide bombing attacks.
But we Gentiles know that pigskins, properly prepared, are a best seller at super markets and service stations, and burying them is a waste of a great taste.
Rabbi Eliezer Moshe Fisher, at the Jerusalem Rabbinical Court, ruled in early February that “there is no Halachic ban on using bags of (pig) lard in buses and other places” when saving lives is concerned. The Halachic permit says bags of (pig) lard may be used in any place that might be a target for suicide bombings, such as schools, shopping malls, and railway stations.
The Halachic permit was necessary because Jews also consider the pig to be an unclean animal, as are catfish because they do not possess scales.
Deuteronomy 14:8,9 – And the swine, because it divideth the hoof, yet cheweth not the cud, it is unclean unto you: ye shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcase.
[9] These ye shall eat of all that are in the waters: all that have fins and scales shall ye eat:
For those of you who have skinned catfish, you are well aware of how bad you smell after completing the process.
So if they were to use bags of the perfume of catfish aroma on the buses, it would absolutely stop all suicide bombings on buses, because no one would ride the buses.
The Rabbi also went on to say that if police do not use pig fat in buses, tens of thousands of ultra-orthodox Jews will arm themselves with toy water pistols filled with liquid pig lard to be used against terrorists. So, from now on, I plan to carry small packets of pig lard with me on all my flights. I am hopeful they will arm all the Air Marshals with pig-greased bullets, and the pilots with toy pig lard pistols. Maybe we could put a pig on every flight. And, just in case there might be vampires or werewolves sneak on board, we could carry a few wooden stakes and silver bullets.
In all honestly, please forgive me my levity, this is a very serious matter, and if pig lard works for the Jews, have at it, for I have been pro-Israel from my youth.
In October, former Chief Rabbi Mordehai Eliyahu and Kiryat Arba’s Chief Rabbi Dor Lior gave their endorsement to a proposal to test the use of wild pigs in detecting terrorist infiltrators and explosives in West Bank communities. A former trainer of sniffer dogs said, “Boars could also be better than dogs in finding mines and explosives.”
Rabbi Daniel Shilo of Kedumim, who is the chairman of the rabbinical committee of the Yesha Council of Jewish Communities in Judea, Gaza, and Samaria, said, “The prohibition of raising the pig is known, but because we are dealing with pikuach nefesh, the saving of lives, it is made permissible to have the animal.”
I have always wondered why, on the eastern shores of the Sea of Galilee, there was a herd of swine being raised in Christ’s day. Were the ones in charge of the swine Jewish? Who knows, the Scripture merely indicates they were inhabitants of Gadara, in the country of the Gadarenes. But the descendants of the Jewish tribe of Dan were called Gadites.
Luke 8:26-33 – And they arrived at the country of the Gadarenes, which is over against Galilee. [27] And when he went forth to land, there met him out of the city a certain man, which had devils long time, and ware no clothes, neither abode in any house, but in the tombs. [28] When he saw Jesus, he cried out, and fell down before him, and with a loud voice said, What have I to do with thee, Jesus, thou Son of God most high? I beseech thee, torment me not. [29] (For he had commanded the unclean spirit to come out of the man. For oftentimes it had caught him: and he was kept bound with chains and in fetters; and he brake the bands, and was driven of the devil into the wilderness.) [30] And Jesus asked him, saying, What is thy name? And he said, Legion: because many devils were entered into him. [31] And they besought him that he would not command them to go out into the deep. [32] And there was there an herd of many swine feeding on the mountain: and they besought him that he would suffer them to enter into them. And he suffered them. [33] Then went the devils out of the man, and entered into the swine: and the herd r
an violently down a steep place into the lake, and were choked.
But even if those tending the pig herd were not Jewish, I have wondered, from time to time, if some of that bacon and ham did not end up for sale on the Israelite side of the border, even before Jesus appeared in Israel. The following Scripture was written more than 700 years before Jesus came to the country of the Gadarenes.
Isaiah 66:17 – They that sanctify themselves, and purify themselves in the gardens behind one tree in the midst, eating swine’s flesh, and the abomination, and the mouse, shall be consumed together, saith the Lord.
The two verses preceding this verse are a most apt description of a period of time referred to as the tribulation period that will soon come on this earth, especially in the rift valley of the Jordan River and the fault from Haifa southeast past Megiddo to the Jordan (See Update 158S).
Isaiah 66:15,16 – For, behold, the Lord will come with fire, and with his chariots like a whirlwind, to render his anger with fury, and his rebuke with flames of fire. [16] For by fire and by his sword will the Lord plead with all flesh: and the slain of the Lord shall be many.
Revelation 19:16 – And he hath on his vesture and on
his thigh a name written, KING OF KINGS, AND LORD OF LORDS.
Revelation 19:21 – And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh.
End Archive Prophecy Update 159
Begin Excerpt from The Australian via World News
Skunk bombs deter West Bank rioters
August 12, 2008
JERUSALEM: Israeli security forces have started to use liquid “skunk bombs” to disperse demonstrators in the occupied West Bank, police said yesterday.
Israeli defence scientists analysed the foul-smelling liquid squirted by angry or frightened skunks and created a synthetic version for use as a weapon.
They said border police used the new crowd-control method for the first time at the weekend near the Palestinian village of Nilin at the weekly demonstration against Israel’s separation barrier.
Use of the stinking liquid was given the green light by medical and legal authorities, police said.
It can be hurled by hand or with a special device, forcing most demonstrators to disperse and rush off to change their clothes because of the unbearable stench.
Border guards have been using live rounds or rubber-coated bullets when the protests turn violent. On July 29, a Palestinian child was shot dead in Nilin.
Israel says its projected 723km of steel and concrete walls, fences and barbed wire in the West Bank is needed for security, while Palestinians view it as a land grab that undermines their promised statehood.
AFP
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